Danielle Ate the Sandwich - The Terrible Dinner Guest Chords [Verse] G D A closet coat's hung safe in quieter places G D The chicken was silent in its cooking glazes G Em D My tongue was heavy and hiding in the back of its cage [Verse] G D I'm scavenging cabinets to make conversation G D Looking under couch cushions for sophistication G Em D I thought I had taste but I don't even know what time it is [Chorus] G B Ooh, I've got soul, I've got soul Em C But you'd never know, never know G D If you were stuck across the table from me G D G The terrible dinner guest [Verse] G D Well, I am a middle school boy at the sock hop G D I'm clinging to walls to avoid any small talk G Em D I'm only here with my hair combed because my mother made me [Verse] G D The words crossing tables were soft and engaging G D But I couldn't quite rouse myself to the occasion G Em D Put a note on my list to learn more talking points about organic gardening [Chorus] G B Ooh, I've got soul, I've got soul Em C But you'd never know, never know G D If you were stuck across the table from me G D G The terrible dinner guest [Bridge] C G D Oh, if I could only understand C Em D All your literary references C Em D I'd be spinning tables around the room C Em D Only I could think one thing to prove [Chorus] G B Ooh, I've got soul, I've got soul, I've got soul Em C But you'd never know, never know, never know G D Stuck across the table from me, 'cross the table G D G I'm the terrible dinner guest, dinner guest [Chorus] G B Ooh, I've got soul, I've got soul Em C But you'd never know, never know G D If you were stuck across the table from me G D G The terrible dinner guest [Verse] G D So, quiet, I curled on the couch with my blankets G D After making a vow for a life's worth of silence G Em D I'm trading my voice in for land legs just like a mermaid [Chorus] G B Ooh, I've got soul, I've got soul Em C But you'd never know, never know G D If you were stuck across the table from me G D G The terrible dinner guest